BREAKING NEWS: Osama Bin Ladan as Been Killed!!!!

Yep, its true!!! The president is about to announce it on the news, here in a few minutes....Dont you LOVE the USA? We are a strong, united bunch when we set our minds to something huh? Also, they have brought the body back here to the USA, which I guess is good for proof. I am super excited! I am praying hard that our troops can come home soon now!
Have a wonderful night!